Dead animals, sick taxidermists and the American novel
Why I Write
Tim the language prig
Bear spray and mosquito spray are not the same thing
What Kurt Vonnegut told me to do but I didnít
Cranford Nix: Gram Parsons's dysfunctional twin

Jackson Hole: Where Bush hides his Dick
Why I Left Hollywood: Part 1
Proust and the Hernia
The Lonely Cowboy's Cable Companion
Death and Birth in Oklahoma
Styrofoam: It's only cold when you fall in it

George and Dick Parables
Why I Left Hollywood: Part 2
Reviews and Suicide: Part 1
Why I Left Hollywood: Part 3
Reviews and Suicide: Part 2

Western Swing: Jazzercize for Drunks
The Father/Daughter Two Step

Obsession for Creative Types
Fan Mail from a Flounder
Is Death Permanent?
Self-Evident Truth 5: Don't Snort Maxwell House



How Deep Was It?
From Panhandler to Movie Guy

Rowdy in Paris: chapter one
Why I Left Hollywood: Part 4
Random Thoughts on Life Itsownself
Jesus Invents the Limerick
Reflections on Skinning a Bear
Go, God. Go!
The Greatest Story Ever Told ó Shane
The One Thing Worse Than Losing Your First True Love
How to Write Literary Sex Scenes
Angels and colons
How Many Guns Were in Your Church Christmas Eve?
You, Too, Can Buy an Oscar Nomination
Chicken Soup for the Arrogant Soul
The Punch Line
Rowdy's Last Page
Roll The Credits
The Tinkerbell Diet
My Mom Knew Your Mom in High School
 The Most Evil Man in America

Spare Change for a Condo
Iím Searching for a Research Assistant in Prison
GroVont Trilogy is Back